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gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

"don’t break all that she is;"

- helploss.tumblr.com (via yoursixwordstory)

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t