do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
"don’t break all that she is;"
high school more like sigh school
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
"you only post selfies to get attention"
there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”
— Matty Healy (The 1975)